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COMM: Sabrina's Psychic Softness Suffusion by therealfake, literature

Cold Blooded by therealfake, literature

Ashley: Fatty Fashionista by therealfake, literature

Homesteading by therealfake, literature

Erinys' epicurean escapade by therealfake, literature

Lucile Vs. Midori Epilogue by therealfake, literature

Lucile Vs. Midori: A Clash of Pride and Podge!! by therealfake, literature

Monumentally Meaty Morrigan (COMM!) by therealfake, literature

!! COMM: A Pandaemonic Dinner Date by therealfake, literature

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COMM: Sabrina's Psychic Softness Suffusion by therealfake, literature

Cold Blooded by therealfake, literature

Ashley: Fatty Fashionista by therealfake, literature

Homesteading by therealfake, literature

Erinys' epicurean escapade by therealfake, literature

Lucile Vs. Midori Epilogue by therealfake, literature

Lucile Vs. Midori: A Clash of Pride and Podge!! by therealfake, literature

Monumentally Meaty Morrigan (COMM!) by therealfake, literature

!! COMM: A Pandaemonic Dinner Date by therealfake, literature

Nourishment for a Neighbour of Nox (BURSTING VER.) by therealfake, literature

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Artist // Hobbyist // Literature
  • Oct 19
  • Vatican City
  • Deviant for 12 years
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Hey Aqualung!
So while I'm a *bit* embarrassed it took almost a full year from announcement for it to kick off, it feels good to have finally gotten most of the rust and cobwebs sorted out and started writing again. The last one as of this posting seems to have taken off like a rocket (tho halloween and vampires and all) so I'm glad you all are enjoying it! I do wanna get to know more people around here so I hope to brush shoulders with some of the folks who weren't around back when I was last active or I just didn't meet at the time. See who's who and so forth! Oh and if you wanna follow me on socials and stuff I have a NSFW twitter after dragging my heels on it for years and years! So if you wanna see status updates and assorted horny ramblings @/Fauxpastry on twitter is where you wanna go. I also wanna put forth I'm open to doing commission work. $10 USD for every 1,000 words. I'm mostly here for fatkink and fatkink accessories (IE soft vore) keep in mind, but, I'll gladly give a shot to
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So, yeah, it's been maybe five years since last I was well and truly active on here. A lot's changed, and well, I'm putting this out here in hopes of perhaps amending that. I don't wanna make any promises, but at the same time, I guess I'm putting this out there as a means of motivating my own self as well. For anyone wondering about the silence, basically, I hit a long stretch of writer's block due to stressors with life and losing a family member in spring of 2017 didn't help, either. From there, it felt like it was physically impossible to write even drafts anymore and everything I made, I'd delete due to anxiety and doubt. It was so frustrating, I even felt like crying some days and attempting to force myself just made me even more upset by how sloppy and shallow the results seemed to me. I can't even confidently say if that held water or if it was just my mental state causing such. I may have also wound up drifting from a lot of people due to finding it hard to connect with
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So to those of you who haven't been able to keep in touch with me, thanks to my laptop's new OS just refusing to run Skype (long story) I have found a workaround. Like many, I've taken to Discord and it works fairly well. If any of you who haven't been able to keep up with me in a while wanna stay in touch, send me a note and I'll give you my Discord name/IDnumber and we'll see how it goes from there.
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Hey, can I ask your commission info?

Oh, shoot, I never did post that openly huh?


Comms are $15 per 1,000 words (IE a 3000 word fic is $45). Generally I write fat stuff but if you have other suggestions or wanna work out minutia and fine details, feel free to send me a note to better track everything!

Sent you a message! Hoping to pay for a commission.

good 2 see u back

Happy Birthday!